1. Read your mind? Going to take quite a bit of work, you. Unless you convince him to let you in somehow. 1b. Mess with your mind? I encourage this always. 2. Hypnotize you? You can try? 3. Hurt you? Yes 3b. Torture you? Yes, if you catch him 4. Kill you? Preferably not 4b. Try to eat you? possibly worth the amusement of him trying 5. Haxor your technologies? when doesn't he? 6. Destroy/steal your stuff? see above 7. Dominate you, sexually or otherwise? it is almost practically canon sometimes 8. Have all some of those fries? have all the fries master, just don't eat my horse.
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1b. Mess with your mind? I encourage this always.
2. Hypnotize you? You can try?
3. Hurt you? Yes
3b. Torture you? Yes, if you catch him
4. Kill you? Preferably not
4b. Try to eat you? possibly worth the amusement of him trying
5. Haxor your technologies? when doesn't he?
6. Destroy/steal your stuff? see above
7. Dominate you, sexually or otherwise? it is almost practically canon sometimes
8. Have all some of those fries? have all the fries master, just don't eat my horse.